2022 Moisture Festival: Opening March 17

Daniel was born to a pair of robots in the Virgo Supercluster at the outer limits of the Milky Way Galaxy near a star known locally as the Sun on a planet where the food is quite good. To survive captivity he transformed into a turtle and escaped, slowly. When his college advisor offered to write him a recommendation to Harvard University he decided comedy was the smarter option. He was spotted eating popcorn in the film The Invention of Lying but prefers a diet of tea and wild flowers. He is currently a monk. Watching him is like watching live animals.