2022 Moisture Festival: Opening March 17

Principally bred in the remote wilds of Austria for personal pleasure, a few have seen the sights of Paris, and this one never looked back. During an initial tour of Asia, several unfortunate instances occurred with a few angry females throwing their eggs on stage, soiling his reputation. Putting the chicks behind him, he is attempting a new world tour and wishes to sing again to his adoring public, who are hungry for his appearances.
********************Chicken and Egg joke********************
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says … Well, I guess we finally answered “THAT question!” 2022