2022 Moisture Festival: Opening March 17

The good doctor is known in some circles as a Knight of the Green Cloth. These are circles that you would be well advised to avoid if you’re thinking of gambling with this month’s rent or the baby’s milk money. Just arrived in Seattle from Las Vegas, Dr. Guy Lafitte lists his professions as: Entertainer, Gambler, Teller of Tales, Living Historian, Magician and Bartender. He lists, among his many odd jobs, that he taught games and game protection at over 200 casinos. Coming highly recommended by a trusted friend, we’re happy to gamble on this guy but be warned; his website advises us “When in doubt, bluff.”