Aardvark Sooner is a stupid name made up by Paul Nathan so he could be the first performer on our list.
Star of The I Hate Children Children's Show, Devil in the Deck, and Dark Kabaret. Unkle Paul is one of the best magicians in the world and one of the funniest and edgiest performers on stage today.
Named Best Children's Performer at the Edinburgh Festival, Paul is mean, horrible, and hilarious. Don't worry, we're pretty sure that when CBS Evening Magazine called Paul "The most dangerous magician in the world" it was an exaggeration... We're pretty sure...
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